Leks Winter Is Dyslexic

Leks. 23. Dyslexic. Non-Brit (Yet - 5 more years until I can take my citizenchip test) My race, sex, gender, sexuality, and religion are none of your business. Keep the sass and just be strong.

You can call me Leks, Lex, Xander, Ashley, Ash, Arthur, Artie, Iskandar, queen bee, cocksucking asslicking unclefucker, whatever as long as you call me, motherdarling.

Hawthorneonfire's official Geography and Sex Ed teacher, fashion terrorist, and Calife à la place du Calife.

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'Not a real gamer' says 16 year-old playing destiny on xbox one.

rowko:

So, apparently I am not a ‘Real gamer’ because I have 0 interest in next gen or Destiny… Let’s take some time to elaborate on this.

Firstly, I have 0 interest in next gen because my Ps3 and Xbox 360 are perfectly functional with an extensive game library and literally hundreds of games out there I have yet to play and love… Oh what’s that? Xbox one and Ps4 are not backwards compatible? And have very few, over priced and shit looking games; most of which are out for the previous gen? Do us a favor.

Also, I have no intent to buy Destiny because I have no interest in MMO games on consoles… Defiance tried it; Defiance failed miserably… Just as Destiny will.
Besides, there’s so many better MMO games on PC with twice the charm.

Finally, I am a 21 year old student living on my own… eating > next gen.

So in conclusion… Shut-up and fuck off you insufferable cum sprout.

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I keep seeing people saying “It’s a sad day for Scotland”. Do you guys even know how a referendum works? Scotland was given the option to vote yes or no and the majority of the country said no to independence. That’s how self-determination works: the people living there chooses what they want to do with themselves and they chose to stay in the UK. It’s not a sad day for Scotland, it’s a sad day for those who wanted to leave the UK and are the minority. Trying to force the majority into an independence they don’t want would be antidemocratic.

Seriously guys, your grasp of democracy, it bothers me.

soloontherocks:

Prometheus did not suffer an eternity of torture on the mountain for giving mankind cooked meat just for me to turn around and eat carrots and grass

karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

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frankeeomega:

leilacourey:

Nir Arieli

Freckles! I love freckles….

frankeeomega:

leilacourey:

Nir Arieli

Freckles! I love freckles….

allfictionkumagawa:

Literaly me after every message to me. 

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echoesofboyhood:

Boy with a Lute by Daniel Gerhartz

echoesofboyhood:

Boy with a Lute by Daniel Gerhartz

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Call Disney, she might be a new princess

laclefdescoeurs:

The Magic Circle, 1886, John William Waterhouse

laclefdescoeurs:

The Magic Circle, 1886, John William Waterhouse