Leks Winter Is Dyslexic

Leks. 23. Dyslexic. Non-Brit (Yet - 5 more years until I can take my citizenchip test) My race, sex, gender, sexuality, and religion are none of your business. Keep the sass and just be strong.

You can call me Leks, Lex, Xander, Ashley, Ash, Arthur, Artie, Iskandar, queen bee, cocksucking asslicking unclefucker, whatever as long as you call me, motherdarling.

Hawthorneonfire's official Geography and Sex Ed teacher, fashion terrorist, and Calife à la place du Calife.
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lukeisnotsexy:

i rly want a lamb :(

(Source: koolghoul)

dajo42:

i don’t understand how a lot of people liking a musician could possibly make you not enjoy their music any more. like are you gonna sit there making conversation and if they say “i like [x] band!!” you can’t ever like that band from now on because other people like them too??? idgi what is the point of intentionally isolating your interests and never having people to share it with like some dragon hoard of obscure music

oikava:

baras??? nah they’re so dumb they’re— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of baras spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid idea i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of baras scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres)

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe)

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

funkmaster-brindley:

"hey, um, god i'm dizzy now."

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism)

harrythehobo:

his lips aren’t even touching it he’s literally just sliding it on his tongue

harrythehobo:

his lips aren’t even touching it he’s literally just sliding it on his tongue

Anonymous sent: liam looks like the type of guy that is into fisting. zayn looks like he's into getting blowjobs in public places, or while driving. niall looks like he'd be into being tied up, and edged for hours, while the other person fingers him and uses several dildos and vibrators on him. louis looks like he likes getting his ass eaten, but also loves getting his ass pounded. and harry looks like he'd enjoy spanking but also getting his hair pulled.

the1dlookalikes:

Dude don’t do this shit to me

"Liam looks like the type of guy that is into fisting" What do you mean "looks like"? The fact that he wears a red bandana in his pocket kind of gives this away (red means the wearer likes fisting according to the hanky code). The more you knooow.