Leks Winter Is Dyslexic

Leks. 22. Supersecret location somewhere in Europe. Male. Dyslexic. I would bloody ride to work on a swan if the asylum keepers hadn't eaten them all.

You can call me Leks, Lex, Xander, Ashley, Ash, Arthur, Artie, Sand Nigger, whatever as long as you call me, motherdarling.

One day...

Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Then...
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
George RR Martin: Aww, how adorable.