Leks Winter Is Dyslexic

Leks. 22. Supersecret location somewhere in Europe. Male. Dyslexic. I would bloody ride to work on a swan if the asylum keepers hadn't eaten them all.

You can call me Leks, Lex, Xander, Ashley, Ash, Arthur, Artie, Sand Nigger, whatever as long as you call me, motherdarling.

Book club with authors

Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie