To those who are already in Pottermore:
Outside:
“I’m happy for you”.
Inside:
“It should be me”.
Deep inside:
“Go to hell, you
fuckin’ asshole”.
+∞
(Source: allofthisiswrong)
Outside:
“I’m happy for you”.
Inside:
“It should be me”.
Deep inside:
“Go to hell, you
fuckin’ asshole”.
+∞
(Source: allofthisiswrong)
Congratulations! I’m Prefect Robert Hilliard, and I’m delighted to welcome you to RAVENCLAW HOUSE. Our emblem is the eagle, which soars where others cannot climb; our house colours are blue and bronze, and our common room is found at the top of Ravenclaw Tower, behind a door with an enchanted knocker. The arched windows set into the walls of our circular common room look down at the school grounds: the lake, the Forbidden Forest, the Quidditch pitch and the Herbology gardens. No other house in the school has such stunning views.
It’s like Cooking: Extreme Edition.
How am I supposed to make potions when people keep calling/asking me questions…
I just want to smack the phone and people….arrg
When I get home in 2 hours I will be able to enjoy it like other people and….My Father & Mother will hear about this!
This morning I was like:
“You have 1 new message(s)”, and I was like:
FROM POTTERMORE!:
I get my wand and I’m like:
Put the sorting hat on, but can’t decide whether I want Ravenclaw or Slytherin, so I’m like:
Get sorted in Ravenclaw, but people say we cheat, so I’m like:
Two mates envy me because they wanted Ravenclaw but they’re in Gryffindor and Slytherin, and I’m like:
Brew my first potion correctly and I’m like:
Discover that some of my peers ARE ACTUALLY cheating. If I found them, I’ll go like:
It was such a good day that tomorrow I will wake up like:
And that was the day I became a wizard.
